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FUNNY CLIPS from "DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE" - Click "MP3" to download sound clips from the 2004 New Year's Eve Special on ABC. These files are ideal for use on the radio, by club or party DJ's, on the computer at home and work. If you need help listening to audio, click here.
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THE FUNNIER MOMENTS OF DICK CLARK
Dick Clark can be funny.
MP3 - "...Bow Wow featuring Jagged Edge!"
MP3 - "...Everybody is going home to beddy-bye.."
MP3 - "Hi ya gang!"
MP3 - "There ain't nobody. Everybody's gone."
MP3 - "...the Governor of the California state."
MP3 - "Hang on for..."
MP3 - "Wow!"
MP3 - Dick Speaks Spanish
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DICK CLARK SCREWS UP THE COUNTDOWN
...after 32 years of practice.
MP3 - 20 sec Countdown: "Count it down! 20, 19, 18, 17, ecetera, ecetera..." (0:30)
MP3 - 60 sec Countdown: "...the ball will begin to decend in just one minute from now! There we go! It's on its way." (1:18)
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EVERY LINE IN THE BOOK...BY DICK CLARK
Dick Clark was running on "auto-pilot" for at least half of the show. During these times, he spewed out some the most insincere stock lines of dialogue to his co-anchors, one billion viewers, and two Walt Disney characters.
MP3 - "Mario, you are a true party animal..."
MP3 - "Mario, my friend..."
MP3 - "Hi ya gang! Welcome! Nice to have you with us on th party."
MP3 - "...It's been a real treat to have you aboard."
MP3 - "You are a joy to behold. Happy New Year, my friend. Nice to have you aboard."
MP3 - "I'm very, very, very much appreciative..."
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DICK CLARK'S "OLD MAN LAUGH"
Dick Clark has been around forever. He's finally starting to sound like an old man. He is human!
MP3 - "...It's DickClark! Ha! Ha! All right, Steve."
MP3 - "You better get a move on..."
MP3 - "...And he gets to come home to Faith Hill which is not bad duty."
MP3 - "In Hong Kong they had their balloons waving..."
MP3 - "Ha! Come on now!"
MP3 - "Jennifer Lopez of all people. Ha ha."
MP3 - "Tha...thank you Ste...ve for tha...t up...date..."
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CO-ANCHOR STEVE DOOCY'S BAD JOKES
Bad jokes are bad jokes.
MP3 - "Bad news for any viewers tonight..."
MP3 - "I'm here with Paris Hilton..."
MP3 - "I can speak their language because I've been to the outback..."
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STEVE DOOCY'S BEST MOMENT ON TELEVISION...EVER.
This is virtually the best moment Steve Doocy will ever have in his Television career. Favorite part: When the girls weren't listening to him.
MP3 - FULL VERSION: "Dick, that was spectacular!"
MP3 - HIGHLIGHT: "How great was it tonight, ladies?!"
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MOST AWKWARD MOMENTS
By far, the oddest moments during the New Year's Eve broadcast.
MP3 - "We want to see DIck's ball drop!"
MP3 - "Look with a clear eye for a weird guy..."
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DICK CLARK'S BEST SEGUE
As it is Dick Clark's best segue, it is also extremely boring. He'll say anything just to get from one topic to another.
MP3 - "Obviously, those two great movies will be around for a long time and when you talk about being around for long time very few Rock groups..."
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HEAR DICK CATCH HIS BREATH
Dick Clark is showing signs of an aging human. He consistently runs out of breath mid-sentence throughtout the entire broadcast - and it sounds great! (It happens to most of us. So start laughing about it now.)
MP3 - "...at the crossroads of the world..."
MP3 - "...upcoming sound stage special this spring..."
MP3 - "...in the meantime..."
MP3 - "...still a lot more to come here."
MP3 - "...you can follow all the activity..." (swallowing & talking at the same time!)
MP3 - "...number one Times Square."
MP3 - "...you're going to go a whole without color?"
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BEST MOMENT OF DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN EVE
This clip captures the essence of the special broadcast - a bad joke from Steve Doocy and Dick Clark's "Old Man Laugh". (NOTE: This sound bite is what inspired it all.)
MP3 - "Best Moment of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin Eve"
MP3 - "Best Moment of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin Eve" (edit)
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