TONY SOPRANO
MP3 - "Well, no offense, but let's face it. This is starting to feel like a waste of time."
MP3 - "Maybe baby."
MP3 - "It's all a series of distractions till you die."
MP3 - "What its this? Mmm? Little snacks for thought for me to take home?"
MP3 - "Log off. That cookie shit makes me nervous."
MP3 - "You're going to sell them on the internet!"
MP3 - "(breathes once through nose."
MP3 - "Come on! I'm a fat fuckin' crook from New Jersey!"
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DR. JENNIFER MELFI
MP3 - "It gets me so hot."
MP3 - "I'm afraid and repulse by what he might tell me, but some how I can stop myself from wanting to hear it."
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ARTIE BUCCO
"MP3 -"Tony talked to this marketing research guy. Product brand names beginning with the letter "V" make people think vagina. It's a turn-off."
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CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI
MP3 - "What's the matter with you people? You deaf? Answer the fuckin' phones!."
MP3 - "I want my money! I want my money!"
MP3 - "You want to try cooking with one fuckin' eye?!"
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LIVIA SOPRANO
MP3 - "I wish the Lord would take me now."
MP3 - "I suppose I should have just kept my mouth shut...like a mute."
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CORRADO "UNCLE JUNIOR" SOPRANO
MP3 - "That's what being a Boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can."
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PAULIE "WALNUTS" GUALTIERI
MP3 -"Go to the Ears, Nose, and Throat Department. Get your hearing checked!"
MP3 - "We always have the option."
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SILVIO DANTE
MP3 - "Fuckin' motherfuckin' pain iin fuckin' ass!"
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JANICE SOPRANO
MP3 - "The dead have nothing to say to us, Bobby. It's our own narcism that makes us think they even care."
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RALPHIE CIFARETTO
MP3 - "I aught to shove a drum stick up his ass."
MP3 - "I aught to stick a shish kabob up your ass."
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SVETLANA KIRILENKO
MP3 - "He's very smart man."
MP3 - "This cunt is going to be sorry she ever fucked with me."
MP3 - "Fucking whore! May she burn alive." (English-American Translation)
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