TONY'S FUNNY SOUNDS & WORDS
Throughout the show, Tony will make funny sounds and say things that resemble words. Here's a collection of those moments.
*MP3 - "Woooaaah"
*MP3 - "Psssttt" (Full)
*MP3 - "Psssttt" (Edit)
*MP3 - "Ah Ah Ah Ah"
MP3 - "Hey" #1
MP3 - "Hey" #2
MP3 - "Yeah" #1
MP3 - "Yeah" #2
MP3 - "Wow"
MP3 - Laugh
MP3 - "No, Okay, Yeah" (Full)
MP3 - "No, Okay, Yeah" (Edit)
MP3 - "You're The, You Know, You're" (Full)
MP3 - "You're The, You Know, You're" (Edit)
MP3 - "Huuuh" (Full)
MP3 - "Huuuh" (Edit)
MP3 - "Aaaaa" (Full)
MP3 - "Aaaaa" (Edit)
MP3 - "Ah Uh" (Full)
MP3 - "Ah Uh" (Edit)
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HEARTS, THOUGHTS, & PRAYERS
Whenever there's a tragedy, Tony's on top of it! Whether it's a celebrity death or a natural disaster, Tony will take a moment during the show to send his best wishes, but only by using the same insincere phrasing EVERY time.
*MP3 - About Mothers, Fathers...
*MP3 - About Sy Coleman
*MP3 - About Soldiers in Fallujah
*MP3 - About A Show Crew Member
*MP3 - About The Ebersol Family
MP3 - About Alabama, Louisiana, & Florida
MP3 - About Janet Leigh
MP3 - About New York City Detectives
MP3 - About Pensacola, Florida
MP3 - About Rodney Dangerfield & Florida
MP3 - About Christopher Reeve
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SENSITIVE TONY
Tony has other ways of sounding concerned and sensitive of other people's issues. Here are a few examples.
MP3 - "Mary-Kate Olsen"
MP3 - "In The Korean War"
MP3 - "Shoes For Sale"
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TONY SINGS
Tony is multitalented! He's an actor, singer, talk show host, and professional boxer! His duets with Elmo are the best!
MP3 - Tony & Elmo sing "Monster in the Mirror"
MP3 - Tony & Elmo sing "Amoray"
MP3 - Tony sings the "Miss America" Song
MP3 - Tony sings at the end of the show
*MP3 - Tony sings "That's Life"
*MP3 - Tony sings "God Bless America"
*MP3 - Tony sings "The House I Live In"
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THE "REAL" TONY DANZA
Tony likes to play up the "sweet" act to host his daily talk show, but once in a while he'll slip up and show his real side.
*MP3 - "I'm doing something here."
*MP3 - "Yeah, okay." (to audience member)
MP3 - "Is the Cameraman going to keep talking?"
MP3 - "I don't care!"
MP3 - "It's my show!"
MP3 - "Ah, you -----!" (Tony said a bad word while trying to put a car in gear. They had to "drop out" the audio.)
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EREKA VETRINI - WHAT DOES SHE DO?
Ereka Vetrini, a former contestant from season one of "The Apprentice," was originally hired to be the Announcer of "The Tony Danza Show." After about two months on the air, the producers had completely phased out all of Vetrini's announcer-like duties and had casually placed her into a less-than-second-banana role. As of December 2004, Vetrini is no longer introduced until she is absolutely needed. Usually that's when they need someone to drop the "plinko chip" down the "Extravadanza" game board. Week by week, the producers are gradually removing her from the show.
*MP3 - One of Vetrini's Remaining Jobs #1 - Telling a contestant they've won money.
*MP3 - One of Vetrini's Remaining Jobs #2 - Telling a contestant they've won money.
*MP3 - "Where's the Reality Show Girl?" - The one time she's needed she's not around.
*MP3 - Tony Asks Vetrini If She's Going To Be There Tomorrow
*MP3 - Tony Jokes About The Future of Vetrini
*MP3 - Vetrini says "I Love My Job" (Full)
*MP3 - Vetrini says "I Love My Job" (Edit)
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WORST COOKING SEGMENT
Tony has cooking segments during his show all the time. They're virtually the go-to segments when you need material to fill an hour long show. When Tony had the absolute best celebrity chef he could have on his show, it started out as the worst cooking segment ever. The show stopped dead in its tracks thanks to Emeril Lagasse and his soup story.
*MP3 - Emeril's Soup Story
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ROCCO DISPIRITO HELPS TONY ALONG
Celebrity Chef Rocco DiSpirito has appeared on Tony's show quite often. He seems to love the camera and tends to get carried away with his confidence. This sound bite captures two moments when Rocco sends cues to Tony about what to say next even though it's right there on the cue cards.
*MP3 - Rocco DiSpirito Helps Tony Along
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VARIOUS MOMENTS WITH TONY DANZA
Hear are a few moments with Tony Danza. Enjoy.
*MP3 - Tony's Impression of Jay Leno
*MP3 - "The Tony Danza Show" Promo
*MP3 - Tony fills up his audience with his family.
*MP3 - "The Apprentice's" Carolyn says "We've been through worse." (as they go to commercial)
MP3 - Tony Confesses About His Bad Day On The Show
MP3 - Technical Problems with Alyssa Milano's Clip
MP3 - Tony Gets His First Affiliate Upgrade
MP3 - Tony Talks About His A&E Biography #1
MP3 - Tony Talks About His A&E Biography #2
MP3 - Tony Speaks Italian With An 'Extravadanza' Contestant
MP3 - Tony Runs Out of Time At The Best Possible Moment
MP3 - Tony's Talk Show Realization
MP3 - Tony Name Drops Someone He Considers "Wonderful People"
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REPEATED JOKES
Tony tends to repeat the same lame jokes from one show to another. Sometimes they get a reaction and other times nobody will laugh. Either way, Tony will use the joke again.
MP3 - "Giving away other people's money!" #1
MP3 - "Giving away other people's money!" #2
MP3 - "Giving away other people's money!" #3
MP3 - "Vetrini loves giving away other people's money!" #1
MP3 - "Vetrini loves giving away other people's money!" #2
MP3 - "Vetrini loves giving away other people's money!" #3
MP3 - "Vetrini loves giving away other people's money!" #4
MP3 - "Vetrini loves giving away other people's money!" #5
MP3 - "Why they call it money!"
MP3 - Survivor: Vanuwatu #1
MP3 - Survivor: Vanuwatu #2
MP3 - Survivor: Vanuwatu #3
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WORST TALK SHOW SEGUES
Early in the season Tony had to work out some of the bugs including the no-so-smooth segues from one topic to another.
MP3 - Introducing Ereka Vetrini
MP3 - Introducing Vetrini's Video Segment
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU
Tony loves to thank anybody he can during his show. Sometimes he'll say "thank you" 5 or 6 times in a few seconds. (More to come.)
*MP3 - Tony Takes A Random Moment To Be Really Thankful
*MP3 - Tony Thanks His Audience For Coming In The Rain
MP3 - Tony Thanks His Audience #1
MP3 - Tony Thanks His Audience #2
MP3 - Tony Thanks Everyone At The End of The Show
MP3 - Tony Thanks Extravadanza Contestant
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TONY'S INSTANT MESSAGES
Tony admits to using his opening monologue to send his instant messages.
*MP3 - "Julia Roberts...Lidsey Lohan...Mary Kate Olsen" (people they want on the show)
MP3 - "Hi Emmy! It's Daddy. I just wanted to say hi."
MP3 - "Aunt Fran, Uncle Phil...Hi."
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TONY TALKS ABOUT THINGS WE DON'T CARE ABOUT
Tony takes time during his opening monologue to tell us about his family's recent accomplishments.
*MP3 - "Emily is in the Student Council"
*MP3 - "Katie's buried in applications."
MP3 - "Emily got a 100 on her test..."
MP3 - "SAT scores..."
MP3 - Wife & Daughter Kaite In The Audience
MP3 - Tony's Daughter Is Going Out
MP3 - Tony Calls His Daughter "Paris"
MP3 - Tony Apologizes For Calling His Daughter "Paris"
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CLASSIC LINES
Once in a while, Tony will say something that only fits with his "Tony Danza" personality. Here are a couple of those classic lines.
MP3 - "I'm feeling pretty good."
MP3 - "This kills me."
MP3 - Tony In A Good Mood
MP3 - "Big lettuce, or whatever."
MP3 - "That's the craziest stuff of all time."
MP3 - "This Flu Shot thing is crazy.
MP3 - "It's live TV, folks, live.
MP3 - "It's quite a thing. It's wild."
MP3 - "Take it easy, lady!"
MP3 - "They're all copying me. I know it."
MP3 - "There was some wacky reality show."
MP3 - "You know, this is when as a talk show host you go, 'Gee, what do I do now?'"
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TONY'S INTRODUCTIONS
At the beginning of every show, Tony performs a simple stunt while introducing the show.
MP3 - Tony's Standard Introduction
MP3 - "Anything Can Happen"
MP3 - "On My Bad Bike"
MP3 - "Only In New York Should It Be Live"
MP3 - "How About This"
MP3 - "I'm In A London Cab"
MP3 - "Come On, Roxy"
MP3 - "Singing In The Rain"
MP3 - "Here With Freddie Adu"
MP3 - "That's One Way To Get To Work"
MP3 - "That Is What I Truly Love To Be"
MP3 - "What Do You Say Guys"
MP3 - "I May Be A LIttle Obsessed With TheYankees"
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EXTRAVADANZA GAME
Tony's favorite part of the show!
*MP3 - Tony Screws Up The Question #1
*MP3 - Tony Screws Up The Question #2
*MP3 - "Extravadanza" Theme
MP3 - "Extravadanza" - Early Recording - Tony says it alone
MP3 - "Extravadanza" - Audience Says It With Tony #1
MP3 - "Extravadanza" - Audience Says It With Tony #2
MP3 - "Extravadanza" - One Guy In The Audience Joins Tony #1
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TONY WISHES HE HAD A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW
Tony's been slipping up and saying night time references at 9:00 in the morning. What's going on, Tony?
*MP3 - "I Could Talk All Night"
MP3 - "A Great Show For You Tonight"
MP3 - "I Said Tonight Again"
MP3 - "Good E--- Good Morning..." (possible slip-up)
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"...USED TO SAY..."
Here's a growing collection of Tony making his soon to be famous "so-and-so used to say " references. (More to come...)
MP3 - "Shut up."
MP3 - "My money is on you."
MP3 - "Apple trees make apples."
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