The Radio Trip - Ben Churchill

15243324251 • we interupt - interupt our programming to bring you the following • special show • The Radio Trip • (audience laughs) • That's what this is! • Hello, hello. • You know what I mean? • Hey kids! • Trip • Do, do you follow me so far? • (audience laughs) • This crowd needs a lot of work. • For those of you just joining us... • This show's not about laughter, it's about comedy. • Oh... • The Radio • That's a pretty bizarre show. • Trip • You don't have to laugh to enjoy it. • Hey there! • Come on in! • You're tuned into... • (family feud) • And now... • We interupt! • Hello • The Radio Trip • Begins • Go!

"Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another whore at the captialist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink."

This concludes this weekend's broadcast of The Radio Trip • The Radio Radio Radio Trip • Thank you for tuning us in! • Tune in again next week for another adventure through psychedelic radio. • 1, 2, 3 • Anytime • The Radio Trip would like to thank the following. • Bill Armstrong • Jeff Frageau • Matt Karaban • Dave Perri • And a special thanks to... • ACN • WEZN • and WMNR • Turn around! • This is the finale of it. • We wish you luck. • (family feud bell) • Voices of The Radio Trip are provided by... • Ben Churchill • And Now... • Max Schlicher • You know what I mean. • and Elizabeth Yates • Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! • Trip • Unbelievable, huh, baby?! • The Radio Trip is written by Ben Churchill. • With additional material by Max Schlicher. • That's what I think! • The Radio Trip is produced... • Slap! • and directed by... • You're finished. • Ben Churchill • Be sure to tune in again next weekend at four o'clock. • Fore! • (golf club swing) • (golf ball hit) • Another adventure through psychedelic radio. • It's The Radio Trip

The program you are listening to is not designed to entertain you, but to entertain you. It is not intended to influence you in anyway. Nor is any substance in anyway. It is not intended to persuade you in any way. Nor am I in any way. It is not intended to intend you in any way. It is not intended to intend the intended in any way. Know what I mean? The creators are not responsible for anything you may do, may want to do, or not do at all. They are not responsible for any allergic reactions that require immediate medical attention. The creators are not liable for any audible or visual hallucinations. If you are operating an automobile or a full size bulldozer while experiencing The Radio Trip, you should be aware that you may speed, swurve, slow down, stop, crash, bang, skip, jump, run, hop, spurt, squirt, gush, or die, die, die. During The Radio Trip, you may experience alterations in your mental perception, bodily functions, and physical appearance. All of which cannot be held against any individuals associated with this creators of this production. Remember, the creators are not responsible in any way - in any way. So please...enjoy it highly,enjoy it highly, enjoy it highly. The Radio Trip.

Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. • Welcome to The Radio Trip • We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. You'll have no illusions, we are in charge. • Welcome to the party pal! • We're back! Ready for round two! • Good evening. • Now • I think you know what I'm tryinhg to say. • Welcome to The Radio Trip. • Because we have a communication going on here. • You're part of the show now. You're in! • This is - we're into something. • Stay calm. This is simply the beginning. • This is not drug enduced either. • Good, good, good. • This is real. • Um.... • We're going to get to the meat of the show pretty soon. I'm just kinda... • I think we're going to have some fun. • ...coasting here. • They gotta nice little surprise inside. • So, let's get goin', huh? • Still rolling. Do it one more time. Ready? And... • 4 • Decide now, each of you. • 3 • (elevator bell) • And please remember... • 2 • ...we have left nothing to chance. • Listen to this. • Thanks for the advice. • The Radio Trip

We need your help. We want you. We need you to join our Partnership for a Drug America. What we need to do is change America's attitudes about drugs. We're faced with a lot of misinformation. We've simply got to tell them the truth. That any illegal drug is acceptable. That drug will help to make then feel happy, or popular, or powerful. That one more person should start using illegal drugs. We've simply got to tell them the truth. We're faced with a lot of ignorance. What they don't know is that the drug problem is police induced. We need to change America's attituges about drugs. Once we change the attitudes, we can change behavior. And that's the classic role of advertising. And so there was created the media advertising Partnership for a Drug America. • Partnership for a Drug America • Partnership for a Drug America • Partnership for a Drug America • Representatives of the entire advertising industry, the people who create advertising, produce it, supply materials and talent for it, and the media has joined as partners dedicated to the propostion that one more person should start using illegal drugs. That any illegal drug is acceptable. Now we need your help. Play this everywhere people congregate. Schools, places of worship, men's ckubs, women's clubs, town meetings. Every - every - everywhere. And then talk about it. Make your own plans to make any use of any illegal drug totally - totally - acceptable - acceptable - totally acceptable. • (applause) • This is Walter Kronkite asking you join the Partnership for Drug America. • Partnership for Drug America • Partnership for Drug America

We need your help. We want you. We need you to join our Rartnership for a Drug America. What we need to do is change America's attitudes about drugs. We're faced with a lot of misinformation. We've simply got to tell them the truth. That any illegal drug is acceptable. That drug will help to make then feel happy, or popular, or powerful. That one more person should start using illegal drugs. We've simply got to tell them the truth. We're faced with a lot of ignorance. What they don't know is that the drug problem is police induced. We need to change America's attituges about drugs. Once we change the attitudes, we can change behavior. And that's the classic role of advertising. And so there was created the media advertising Partnership for a Drug America. • Partnership for a Drug America • Partnership for a Drug America • Partnership for a Drug America • Representatives of the entire advertising industry, the people who create advertising, produce it, supply materials and talent for it, and the media has joined as partners dedicated to the propostion that one more person should start using illegal drugs. That any illegal drug is acceptable. Now we need your help. Play this everywhere people congregate. Schools, places of worship, men's ckubs, women's clubs, town meetings. Every - every - everywhere. And then talk about it. Make your own plans to make any use of any illegal drug totally - totally - acceptable - acceptable - totally acceptable. • (applause) • This is Walter Kronkite asking you join the Partnership for Drug America. • Partnership for Drug America • Partnership for Drug America