"Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another whore at the captialist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink." - Bill Hicks
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In the year 2013, Coporate America took one more step towards running the United States of America.

Coporations merged with celebrities changing the advertising industry forever.

In a society where wealth is the only path to power, celebrities began selling the rights to their names to be used inconjunction with mainstream products. Endorsing a product simply by being in a commercial was not enough. All levels of celebrity including A-listers participated leaving Americans no choice but to accept it.

Sell-Outs.com features the more popular of the Celebrity-Name-Endorsing Sell-Outs.

About the photo:
After the Alien Invasion War of 2011 and the destruction of the infamous "HOLLYWOOD" sign in California, the Veyeacom Corporation (whose financial support saved us from the alien attack) inherited the rights to rebuild the sign. The above photo was taken on the day of its uncovering. The sign was an obvious effort to make "selling-out" more acceptable to Americans.

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